DISQUS

frostedlexicharm · 6 years ago

legend? doesn't that imply that one is, well, slightly dead?

Carlo Zottmann · 6 years ago

Are you implying they're selling rigor mortis?

frostedlexicharm · 6 years ago

Sounds a lot like it, doesn't it? I mean really...become a Legend In Bed...sounds like a bedtime story, Sleeping Beauty or something. Note that all the other legends out there are ancient, old, dead. King Arthur, for one. Happened centuries ago. Betcha he's not doing so hot in the sex department these days.

Morn · 6 years ago

Today's highlight in my inbox: "Stop emails like this one". :P

Carlo Zottmann · 6 years ago

Lex (may I call you Lex? Your nick is way too long...;)): I think it's a safe bet, yes. But maybe they're trying to sell fresh... errrmm... well... ahem. *cough* Nevermind.

Morn: LOL. At least they're taking the humorous approach. Not that it'd matter...

frostedlexicharm · 6 years ago

(go ahead and call me lex, lexi is fine...the whole long thing is a leftover nickname from church camp--we were all cereals that year, ex: Kathry'n Crunch, Cocoa Cristies, etc.--and I wanted to have some amount of recognition so people would know it's the same 'me' as before)

One of my problems is that if you're already in bed, it's a bit too late to open up the manual and read Chapter One on 'Becoming a Seducer'...I'd think that was kind of a mood-killer myself. And, if one is not already a seducer, how'd they lure the unlucky lady to bed? Get her totally sloshed? Promise her a fast internet connection if she'd sleep in That Bed Over There?

Wyxie · 6 years ago

[Quote] Promise her a fast internet connection if she'd sleep in That Bed Over There? [Quote]

rofl :D

Carlo Zottmann · 6 years ago

Hahaha... that's a good one. Man, I wish I had broadband back in my hunting days. ;) That line could've worked.